Spalding Smails Quotes

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.
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Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Spalding Smails: Ahoy polloi.
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Spalding Smails: Doodie!
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