Sheryl: He was snorting heroin.
Frank: You were snorting heroin?
Grandpa: [to Dwayne] Let me tell you, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that s**t.
Frank: Well what about you?
Grandpa: What about me? When you're old, you're crazy not to do it.
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Sheryl: She can't go. They've got some equestrian thing.
Richard: Oh, they do that horse s**t every weekend.
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Frank: I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?
Sheryl: Frank...
Grandpa: Are you kidding me? It was a f**king paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a f**king sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
Frank: You must have been very busy.
Grandpa: Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.
Frank: Really?
Grandpa: Forget about it.
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Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.
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Sheryl: [after Frank's suicide attempt] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.
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