Shelley: [while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!
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Shelley: The eyes are the nipples of the face.
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Shelley: Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?
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Shelley: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.
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Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!
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Shelley: My heart is pounding like a nail!
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Shelley Darlingson: Sweet balls!
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Carrie Mae: I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!
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Shelley: My heart is racing like a nail!
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Shelley: My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.
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