Seth: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your shopping?
Seth: That would be lovely! Do you want me to buy you alcohol?
Seth: That would be lovely!
Old Lady: [at the cash register, after buying alcohol]
Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
Seth: Enjoy f**king Jules!
Seth: I will!
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest f**king story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so s**t-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Fogell: Well, when I got there it was either this or Muhammad.
Evan: Why would you even pick Muhammad.
Fogell: For your information, Muhammad is the most commonly used name on the planet.
Evan: Fogell, have you ever even met anyone named Muhammad?
Fogell: Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: NO! That's why it's a stupid, made-up, f**king fairy tale name!
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Seth: [talking to Home Ec. Teacher] You know, Home Ec. is a joke. Everyone takes it to just get an A. Not to disgrace your profession or anything. There's three weeks left in school, just give me a f**king break! I'm sorry for cursing.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 7.6 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my c**k.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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