Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
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Seth: I drew d**ks.
Evan: Like a man d**k?
Seth: Yes, like a man d**k.
Evan: That's supergay.
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Seth: Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!
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Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like d**ks? The best kinds.
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Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to f**k me! She wants my d**k in and around her mouth!
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Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my c**k.
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Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck d**k at f**king p***y.
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Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the d**k going in the p***y. Have you ever seen a p***y by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
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Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.
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Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my p***y. I never would've been able to handle your four inch d**k inside my p***y without that gigantic bottle of lube.
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