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Seth Quotes

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
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Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's d**k.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' d**k.
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my c**k.
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Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so s**t-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!
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Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest f**king story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
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Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my p***y. I never would've been able to handle your four inch d**k inside my p***y without that gigantic bottle of lube.
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Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.
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Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck d**k at f**king p***y.
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Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to f**k me! She wants my d**k in and around her mouth!
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Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like d**ks? The best kinds.
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