Seth: Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage. • Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
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Seth: Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
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Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
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Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to f**k me! She wants my d**k in and around her mouth!
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Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."
Evan: Let's... go on my roof.
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Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, d**k, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
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Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
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Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
Seth: [yelling] People don't forget!
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