Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... who knew? • Movie: Transformers • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [to Frenzy] Not so tough without your head, are ya?
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Ron 'Sparkplug' Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I've got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Ron 'Sparkplug' Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!
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Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese.
• Movie: Transformers • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
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