Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, theres something special about him...
Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus right...
Cal Naughton, Jr.: yeah..
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Ricky Bobby: Are we gonna get it on now?
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Ricky Bobby: I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.
 • Movie: Talladega Nights • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
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Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
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Jean Girard: You taste like America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
 • Movie: Talladega Nights • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink

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