Randal Graves: I got to rent movies, f**k with assholes, and hang out with my best friend, Dante. • Movie: Clerks II • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Randal Graves: May your first child be a masculine child!
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Randal Graves: What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, f**ked-up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?
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Randal Graves: F**k off with your D&D GoBot bulls**t.
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Randal Graves: Ladies and gentlemen, and you, Elias! Straight from the debauchery capital of the world, TI-juana Mexico!
Dante Hicks: Oh, God, no.
Randal Graves: Oh, God, yes!
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Elias: If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too
Randal Graves: I don't think he's gonna jerk off.
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Dante Hicks: Can you feel it?
Randal Graves: Feel what?
Dante Hicks: Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.
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Randal Graves: You swung at me!
Dante Hicks: You ducked.
Randal Graves: Because you swung at me!
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Randal Graves: You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.
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Randal Graves: Why haven't you f**ked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the f**k's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y.
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