Puss in Boots: [to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally... • Movie: Shrek the Third • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Puss in Boots: [After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.
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Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.
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Puss-in-Boots: [trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...
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Puss-in-Boots: Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
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Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?
Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.
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[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
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[Donkey collapses in a dead faint]
Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
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Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
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Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.
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