Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your c**k...
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Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
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Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink

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Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.
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Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?
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Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 6.9 / 10 • Permalink

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Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake I.D]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name, man.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake I.D. worked] Wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "F**k".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was probably spelled with a "ph", I dunno.
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