Officer Michaels Quotes
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! • Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He's a freak...
[panting]
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive...
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Fogell: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get f**ked by the long d**k of the law.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two c**ks. If one of your c**ks could kill someone.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Officer Michaels: Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming."
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0 • Permalink
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
• Movie: Superbad • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
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