Rasputia: [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, she yells at him] NORBIT!
Norbit: Oh! Rasputia! Good Morning, Rasputia! How are you this morning?
Rasputia: Where the hell you're going?
Norbit: Oh, ummmm... I was just going to Raging Waters.
 • Movie: Norbit • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Norbit: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday...
Rasputia: Say Tuesday again, you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday.
 • Movie: Norbit • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.
Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.
Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.
 • Movie: Norbit • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Norbit: Yes it did! And that makes you, the queen of WHORES!
 • Movie: Norbit • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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