Nick Naylor Quotes
Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway.
Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?
Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor ...
Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick.
Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with ...
Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?
Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.
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Nick Naylor: I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
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Nick Naylor: Don't forget, I'm his father. You're just the guy who f**ks his mom.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.
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Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.
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Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.
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Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills.
Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid #3: No.
Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid #3: No.
Nick Naylor: Well then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jeff Megall: [Talking to Nick on the phone, late at night] Gotta go. London. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire.
Nick Naylor: When do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: [pause] Sunday.
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Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway: [holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?
Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor ...
Nick Naylor: [interrupting] Nick.
Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with ...
Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good?
Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nick Naylor: I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: Don't forget, I'm his father. You're just the guy who f**ks his mom.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills.
Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid #3: No.
Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid #3: No.
Nick Naylor: Well then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jeff Megall: [Talking to Nick on the phone, late at night] Gotta go. London. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire.
Nick Naylor: When do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: [pause] Sunday.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.
• Movie: Thank You for Smoking • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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