Miri: No one wants to see us f**k.
Zack: Everybdy wants to anybody f**k.
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Miri: Help me get this s**t out my hair. Just use the water out of the toilet.
Zack: There's poo in there.
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Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not what I had in mind.
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