Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.
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Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.
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Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy s**t, holy s**t, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
 • Movie: Get Smart • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
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Maxwell Smart: [to Agent 99] Is that your default setting or something? Oh, today's Tuesday, I'll punch Max. Oh look, a box of kittens, I think I'll punch Max. I have this piece of bread so now I'm going to punch Max.
 • Movie: Get Smart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy s**t, holy s**t, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, the
 • Movie: Get Smart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
 • Movie: Get Smart • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.
Siegfried: No there's not.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.
 • Movie: Get Smart • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Maxwell Smart: That is a sucker punch to the gonads.
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Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
Maxwell Smart: No, no, I...I was, but I'm not...I'm staring again.
 • Movie: Get Smart • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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