Tim: By the way, it says 'balls' on your face.
Andrew Largeman: [to Mark] Asshole!
Mark: What? My mum did it.
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Mark: Hey, vagina!
Andrew Largeman: Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, Sam, it's Mark, Dave, and you remember Jesse.
Jesse: Hey.
Sam: Hey.
Dave: What's up?
Mark: Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry I said vagina just now. I didn't know you were here.
Sam: Oh, that's okay.
Mark: Nice. Let's get f**ked up.
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?
Mark: They love their malls here, man.
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherf**ker!
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Diego: Does it come with balloons?
Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Mark: We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.
 • Movie: Garden State • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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