Linus Caldwell
Quotes

Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
 • Movie: Ocean's Twelve • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.
Danny Ocean: She's seven.
 • Movie: Ocean's Twelve • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
Linus Caldwell: [sarcastically] Ooooooooooh.
 • Movie: Ocean's Twelve • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty Ryan: Yes.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
 • Movie: Ocean's Twelve • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Linus: The last guy they caught cheating in here? Benedict not only sent him up for 10 years, he had the bank seize his house and then he bankrupted...
Rusty: His brother-in-law's tractor dealership. Yeah, I heard.
 • Movie: Ocean's Eleven • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Linus: Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.
 • Movie: Ocean's Eleven • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Linus: Smash and grab job, huh?
Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus: Well, yeah.
 • Movie: Ocean's Eleven • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Danny: You're either in or you're out. Right now.
Linus: What is it?
Danny: It's a plane ticket. A job offer.
Linus: You're pretty trusting pretty fast.
Danny: Well Bobby has a lot of faith in you.
Linus: Fathers are like that.
 • Movie: Ocean's Eleven • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred and sixty million dollars behind this door.
Linus: Let's get him out.
 • Movie: Ocean's Eleven • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.
 • Movie: Ocean's Eleven • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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