Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Don't do that! Don't you f**king do that! Don't blow this s**t off! What just happened was a f**king miracle!
Vincent: Chill the f**k out, Jules, this s**t happens.
Jules: Wrong! Wrong, this s**t doesn't just happen.
Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
Jules: We should be f**kin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to f**king acknowledge it!
Vincent: Okay man, it was a miracle, can we leave now?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some f**ked-up, repugnant s**t.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
Jules: Man, get out of my face with that s**t. The motherf**ker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ker. Pigs sleep and root in s**t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf**kin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf**ker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f**k him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f**k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f**ked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
 • Movie: Pulp Fiction • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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