Grant: You're the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time.John McClane: Story of my life.
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John McClane: Oh man, I can't f**king believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?
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Al Powell: You ain't pissing in somebody's pool, are you?
John McClane: Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine.
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Chopper Pilot: What's the matter, cowboy? Ride too rough?
John McClane: I don't like to fly.
Samantha Coleman: Then what are you doing here?
John McClane: I don't like to lose either.
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John McClane: Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a f**kin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherf**kin' tin can.
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John McClane: Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the s**t in your brains? Fat f**k.
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Al Powell: What's this about?
John McClane: Oh, just a feeling I have.
Al Powell: Ouch. When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt.
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John McClane: That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on you airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month.
Carmine Lorenzo: You'd be a surprised what I make in a month.
John McClane: If it was more than a dollar ninety-eight I'd be surprised.
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Carmine Lorenzo: Hey, you gave us that f**kin' body, McClane, remember that.
John McClane: Yeah, I do.
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Trudeau: What the hell is that supposed to mean? I know we're all dummies up here, McClane, but give us a little taste of your brilliant genius! What are we talking about, a hijacking -
John McClane: I don't know -
Carmine Lorenzo: Oh, he's not sure! Well, I'm stunned! I gotta lie down!
John McClane: The only people who go through this much trouble are professionals, not luggage thieves and not punks!
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