John McClane: Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bulls**t. • Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
John McClane: Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
John McClane: Damn hamster.
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
John McClane: Freddy, can you trace these guys?
Greg: Mr. McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
John McClane: Jesus, is the circus in town?
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
John McClane: All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.
• Movie: Live Free or Die Hard • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
John McClane: Yippie-ka-yay, motherf**ker!
• Movie: Die Hard: With a Vengeance • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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