Father O'Neil: And now for our second reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria up to the lectern.
John Beckwith: 20 bucks First Corinthians.
Jeremy Grey: Double or nothing Colossians 3:12.
Gloria Cleary: And now a reading from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians.
 • Movie: Wedding Crashers • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this bulls**t? Rule #32: never commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree, that was your mistake, you just made me look like an idiot.
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
 • Movie: Wedding Crashers • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé?
John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.
 • Movie: Wedding Crashers • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink

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Claire Cleary: Are you OK?
John Beckwith: Yeah, I'm just swinging the jib for your dad, starboard.
Claire Cleary: But starboard's *this* way.
John Beckwith: That's right. What am I thinking? I'm used to sailing down under with the kiwis so everything's backwards and the toilets when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.
 • Movie: Wedding Crashers • Rating: 2.5 / 10 • Permalink

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John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
 • Movie: Wedding Crashers • Rating: 7.8 / 10 • Permalink

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