Steve Stifler: What did you cocks do to him?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You came to see me in action?
Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!
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Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
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