Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f**ked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest s**t? What's this bulls**t? I don't f**kin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f**ks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f**ked you in the ass Saturday. I f**k you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
 • Movie: The Big Lebowski • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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