Jay: Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the f**king Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and, f**kin' bickety-bam, the whole stage comes crashing down.Brodie: Well we were thinking of something simple, but hey, if you want to destroy the stage, we're all for that.
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Jay: Yeah, Silent Bob, your a rude motherf**ker, you know that? But you're cute has hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal.
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Dante Hicks: Just go. Just go open the video store.
Jay: Yeah! Go open the video store!
Randal Graves: Shut the f**k up, junkie.
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Jay: Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...
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Jay: C**k-smoker!
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Jay: I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.
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Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam Black: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
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Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
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Jay: I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and s**t.
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Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some p***y, and I'm gonna f**k this bitch, and f**k this bitch, I'll f**k ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the f**k you lookin at, I'll kick yo f**kin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that f**ker owe me 10 bucks? You know, f**kin tonight, we're gonna rip off that f**ker's head, and take out his f**kin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?
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