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Jay: So your in this for the p***y right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even Sheep?
Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you f**k a sheep?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you f**k a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.
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Jay: And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know f**kin' Jay and Silent Bob? The f**kin' mack daddys of f**kin' Jersey?" And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that youse guys are a couple of little ... f**kholes!"
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Jay: Hey, lawdog.
Whillenholly: Aww, F**k Meeeee!
Jay: See you in hell, cocksmoker!
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Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the f**k am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty f**k?
Justice: That's... a start.
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Jay: Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that s**t to school every morning for free?
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Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who f**ked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that f**king pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your d**k in a pie!
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Jay: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole f**king lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the p***y. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.
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Jay: What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies. What you don't believe me? Check this s**t out. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the f**king stink nuggets!
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Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD," YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.
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