Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it...
[Will stares at him]
Jack Sparrow: ...and it's not a bad look, really...
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Will Turner: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 6.6 / 10 • Permalink
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 6.6 / 10 • Permalink
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
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Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh
• Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
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