Ira Wright: F**k Facebook in the face!
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Ira Wright: I use so much hand lotion anymore when I am masturbating that when I see people in public using lotion I'm thinking, holy s**t their about to jerk off.
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George Simmons: I'm surprised nothing happened with you and that girl.
Ira Wright: She told me she had a boyfriend.
George Simmons: She told me the same thing, when she was sucking my c**k.
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George Simmons: So, which room is yours?
Ira Wright: Prepare to take a hike, because you're standing in it.
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Leo: If you put 'Cut Kittens' the title of your video, you will have a million hits, then you can put that as a link to your standup.
Ira Wright: Why not just put 'Megan Fox giving a blowjob'?
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George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
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