Rosemary Cross: I'm just having a little snack
Herman Blume: What'd you got there... carrots?
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Herman Blume: She's sweet, but she's f**ked-up.
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Herman Blume: So you've changed your mind and you want the job.
Max Fischer: No, I've got an idea and I need some money.
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Herman Blume: Come work for me.
Max Fischer: What do you mean?
Herman Blume: I mean I-I could use someone like you.
Max Fischer: Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume, my father may only be a doctor, but we manage.
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Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here?
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.
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Herman Blume: 112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.
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Herman Blume: [to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.
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Herman Blume: Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
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Herman Blume: Indefinitely. I'm being sued for divorce.
Concierge: Very good sir.
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Herman Blume: Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
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