Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Harry: You're running away? After all that stuff you did in your books?
Gilderoy Lockhart: Books can be misleading...
Harry: You wrote them!
Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy, do use your common sense! My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think *I'd* done all those things!
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore: Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don't worry. I will be.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Harry: You'd better clear out before my bones grow back, or else I might strangle you.
Dobby: Dobby is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ron: Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
[first lines]
[Hedwig wants to be let out of her cage]
Harry: I can't let you out, Hedwig! I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school. Besides, if Uncle Vernon...
Uncle Vernon: [yells] Harry Potter!
Harry: Now you've done it.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
• Movie: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 72
