George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
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George Simmons: Don't say chilling.
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George Simmons: Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.
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George Simmons: Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart.
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Dr. Lars: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons: Yes I do.
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George Simmons: I'm surprised nothing happened with you and that girl.
Ira Wright: She told me she had a boyfriend.
George Simmons: She told me the same thing, when she was sucking my c**k.
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George Simmons: So, which room is yours?
Ira Wright: Prepare to take a hike, because you're standing in it.
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George Simmons: So I'm guessing your friend is the fat version of you.
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Laura: No cussing in your standup.
George Simmons: That takes out half of my act.
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George Simmons: Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you?
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