Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I f**kin' rule?
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here sir?
Fogell: [shakes head] No.
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this?
Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves
[walks away]
Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the floor and shakes his head a little] F**k my life
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I'm 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called strategy.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming."
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Fogell: Well, when I got there it was either this or Muhammad.
Evan: Why would you even pick Muhammad.
Fogell: For your information, Muhammad is the most commonly used name on the planet.
Evan: Fogell, have you ever even met anyone named Muhammad?
Fogell: Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: NO! That's why it's a stupid, made-up, f**king fairy tale name!
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Fogell: I have a boner!
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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