Ferris Bueller Quotes
Ferris Bueller: Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.
Cameron: We're pinched, for sure.
Ferris Bueller: Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like s**t, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Cameron, what have you seen today?
Cameron: Nothing good.
Ferris Bueller: Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Cameron: We're pinched, for sure.
Ferris Bueller: Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like s**t, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Cameron, what have you seen today?
Cameron: Nothing good.
Ferris Bueller: Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ferris Bueller: Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
• Movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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