Evan: I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Fogell: Well, when I got there it was either this or Muhammad.
Evan: Why would you even pick Muhammad.
Fogell: For your information, Muhammad is the most commonly used name on the planet.
Evan: Fogell, have you ever even met anyone named Muhammad?
Fogell: Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: NO! That's why it's a stupid, made-up, f**king fairy tale name!
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Becca: Your c**k is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's d**k.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' d**k.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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