Seth: I drew d**ks.
Evan: Like a man d**k?
Seth: Yes, like a man d**k.
Evan: That's supergay.
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Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
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Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show d**k going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.
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Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing.
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Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the d**k going in the p***y. Have you ever seen a p***y by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
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Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
 • Movie: Superbad • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Evan: It's like a division sign.
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Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.
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Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
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Evan: I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
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