Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I f**kin' rule?
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Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
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Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
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Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."
Evan: Let's... go on my roof.
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Becca: Your c**k is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
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Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, d**k, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
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Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
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Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.
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Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
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