Ellerby: [on Sullivan getting married] Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, "At least somebody can stand the son of a bitch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your c**k must work.
Colin Sullivan: [laughs nervously] Yeah, it's workin'. Overtime!
 • Movie: The Departed • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink

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Ellerby: Go f**k yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from f**king your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from f**king my father.
 • Movie: The Departed • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Ellerby: I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go f**k yourself.
 • Movie: The Departed • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink

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Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
 • Movie: The Departed • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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