Elle: I'm reading about the LSAT'sSerena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
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Elle: Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.
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Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
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Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
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Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.
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Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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