Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."
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Elle: Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure.
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Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.
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Warner Huntington III: Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.
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Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!
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Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
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Elle: So, if you don't know an answer they're just gonna kick you out.
Emmett: So you have Stromwell, huh?
Elle: Yes. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No, but she did make me cry once... not in class I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.
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Elle: All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.
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Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?
Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.
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Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye."
Entire Sorority Group: Aye!
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