Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads? • Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
• Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dr. Evil: Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Evil: Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty.
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Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Dr. Evil: Charming.
Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping the "laser." Honest to God! Why don't you and the giant "laser" get a fricken room for God's sakes?
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Scott: Look, I was wondering if we could work all this out? You are, after all, my father.
Dr Evil: Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
Scott: Him? Look at him, he's crazy. He's like a vicious little Chihuahua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets.
Dr Evil: Probably.
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Evil: [sings] From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
The President: What hand? Talk to your hand?
Dr. Evil: You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
The President: What are you talking about?
Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend.
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Evil: You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star."
Scott: [snickers]
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott: Oh, nothing, Darth.
Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott: Nothing.
Scott: [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
Dr. Evil: Bless you.
• Movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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