Donkey: Look out! They got a piano! • Movie: Shrek the Third • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Donkey: [To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.
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Donkey: [sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
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Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
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Donkey: It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.
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Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.
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Donkey: [running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!
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Donkey: Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!
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King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
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Donkey: [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
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Total Quotes: 42
