Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
Derek Zoolander: Yes they do!
J.P. Prewitt: No they don't.
Derek Zoolander: Okay!
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Derek Zoolander: Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Matilda: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys...
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you.
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
 • Movie: Zoolander • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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