Debbie: [to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and f**k each other.
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Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
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Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
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Debbie: He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.
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