Darren: I don't think I'm gonna be real comfortable with these things on my nipples.
Wayne: I can put 'em on your balls.
Darren: The nipples are fine. Nipples work.
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Darren: You're a lot stronger then you were in high school.
Sandy: Yeah, well, the convent's got a great gym.
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Darren: I don't have much time, guys. I have to go home and wax Judith's legs.
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Wayne: So Darren tells me you're a psychologist.
Judith: That's right.
Wayne: I'm in a related field.
Judith: Really? What is it?
Wayne: Pest and rodent removal.
Judith: How is that related?
Wayne: We both help people.
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