Danny Butterman: What about... 'Lethal Weapon'?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You've seen 'Die Hard', though?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: 'Bad Boys II'?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You ain't seen 'Bad Boys II'?
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I have.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: No!
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say anything like 'cool it'?
Nicholas Angel: Umm, no, not really.
Danny Butterman: Awww, shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, you would have been proud of me before, when he attacked me in the hotel and I distracted him with the cuddly toy and I said, "Playtime's over" and hit him over the head with the plant pot.
Danny Butterman: Man, you're off the f**kin' chain!
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Danny Butterman: What's it like being stabbed?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life
Danny Butterman: [nodding] What's the second most painful?
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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[Looking at a suspicious-looking passerby]
Nicholas Angel: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
Danny Butterman: He's f**k-ugly.
Nicholas Angel: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
Danny Butterman: Yeah, it's 'cause he's f**k-ugly.
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink

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Danny Butterman: Point Break or Bad Boys II?
Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Nicholas Angel: And who are they?
Danny Butterman: His mother and sister?
Nicholas Angel: Yeah.
Danny Butterman: Same person.
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Danny Butterman: Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Nicholas Angel: You're a doctor, deal with it!
Danny Butterman: Yeah, motherf**ker!
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Danny Butterman: Do you want anything from the shop?
Nicholas Angel: Cornetto
 • Movie: Hot Fuzz • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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