Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.• Movie: Step Brothers • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale Doback: Fantasy league.
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Brennan Huff: This house is a f**king prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bulls**t!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
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Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!
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Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bulls**t!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel d**k!
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Dale Doback: [as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to f**k s**t up!
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Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f**k one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?
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Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.
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