Corky St. Clair Quotes
Corky St. Clair: [attempting to say "Hello, how are you" in a C**kney accent] Ello, ow are ooo?
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Corky St. Clair: Well, it's like, how many babies fit the tire? You know, that old joke.
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Corky St. Clair: [during "Red, White, and Blaine production] I love you too pa. You taught me how to be a man. How to wrastle a steer to the ground and apply a fiery brand to his hind-quarters. And yes, how to love a woman. How the smell of her hair can drive a man wild!
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Corky St. Clair: Boy, I didn't know deers could... could do that, you know?
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Corky St. Clair: What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to... accept. It's like in the olden days, in the... days of France, when men would slap each other with their gloves... say, y'know...”D'Artagnan!"... y'know, "how dare you talk to me like that, you!," and... smack 'em!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Allan Pearl: I feel a bree... a... you're blowing in my ear.
Corky St. Clair: Okay, all right, but you see you jumped... to a conclusion!
Dr. Pearl: Oh!
Corky St. Clair: See, what I'm asking for is... your first feeling... was not that I was blowing on you. It was more like... Virgin Isles, or... Bahamanian...
Dr. Pearl: Oh...
Corky St. Clair: Or... Arubian...
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: I'd like you to close your eyes now, and I'd like you to try something, all right? Now what are you thinkin', what are you feeling right now, with your eyes closed?
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Corky St. Clair: I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!
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Corky St. Clair: Everybody dance!
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Corky St. Clair: You're squeezing your boobies out!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: Well, it's like, how many babies fit the tire? You know, that old joke.
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: [during "Red, White, and Blaine production] I love you too pa. You taught me how to be a man. How to wrastle a steer to the ground and apply a fiery brand to his hind-quarters. And yes, how to love a woman. How the smell of her hair can drive a man wild!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: Boy, I didn't know deers could... could do that, you know?
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to... accept. It's like in the olden days, in the... days of France, when men would slap each other with their gloves... say, y'know...”D'Artagnan!"... y'know, "how dare you talk to me like that, you!," and... smack 'em!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dr. Allan Pearl: I feel a bree... a... you're blowing in my ear.
Corky St. Clair: Okay, all right, but you see you jumped... to a conclusion!
Dr. Pearl: Oh!
Corky St. Clair: See, what I'm asking for is... your first feeling... was not that I was blowing on you. It was more like... Virgin Isles, or... Bahamanian...
Dr. Pearl: Oh...
Corky St. Clair: Or... Arubian...
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: I'd like you to close your eyes now, and I'd like you to try something, all right? Now what are you thinkin', what are you feeling right now, with your eyes closed?
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: Everybody dance!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corky St. Clair: You're squeezing your boobies out!
• Movie: Waiting for Guffman • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 21
