Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total s**t storm.
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: He sets the standard for "Not to be f**ked with."
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 5.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... Ghostbusters
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Columbus: [a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.

 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: [a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Columbus: [to Tallahasse] Are you some type of c**k blocking robot developed in some secret f**king government lab?
 • Movie: Zombieland • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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