Chazz: They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: I am never satisfied... it is a curse!
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: You put the bone in Zamboni.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink

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Chazz: It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
 • Movie: Blades of Glory • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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