Charlie Tweeder Quotes
Billy Bob: It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!• Movie: Varsity Blues • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Charlie Tweeder: [Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.
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Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
[Tweeder dances]
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.
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Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
[looks up]
Charlie Tweeder: What?
• Movie: Varsity Blues • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Charlie Tweeder: Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!
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Charlie Tweeder: Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.
• Movie: Varsity Blues • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 6